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As wet as ?

as dry as a bone as cold as ice as sick as a dog as wet as ??? a fish? water? what’s right?

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Its as wet as your wife on her wedding night

grundy August 9, 2016, 11:22am

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As wet as a spastics chin

Alfie June 11, 2016, 10:12am

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as wet as a fish

ines May 5, 2016, 8:49am

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As wet as a marathon dog!

YAY April 20, 2016, 8:53pm

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As wet as a shag on a rock.

As wet as the end of a burrito.

As wet as Jacques Cousteau.

As wet as they come.

Hairy Scot June 21, 2015, 8:12pm

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As wet as fish
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parsa June 20, 2015, 4:55am

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AS WET AS RAIN!! Pitter Patter! lolz

someone lolz!! July 25, 2013, 1:40am

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AS WET AS ME ;)

lolz May 14, 2013, 1:51pm

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no

lolz May 14, 2013, 1:51pm

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If you're in New Zealand you just say "wet as" with no simile needed.

Chris B March 13, 2011, 1:09pm

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maybe "as wet as a sink"

your mom March 11, 2011, 12:24am

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I won't help you in a cliché hunt, or a simile search. Why do you want to write that way? Unless you are a songwriter in need of a rhyme (cold as ice—sacrifice, e.g.) you should be striving to avoid the hackneyed phrase (such as "hackneyed phrase") like, well, the plague.

douglas.bryant March 16, 2010, 9:20am

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what does Scar mean when he says that?

that's a good one February 14, 2009, 11:01am

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there's one from the lion king.... as wet as a warthogs backside!

like you care October 14, 2008, 11:22am

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as wet as your mams clout

chris August 24, 2008, 3:31pm

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Colder than the fringe on a polar bear's bum.

Anonymous April 20, 2007, 11:38am

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as wet as your mums undies.

shrapnel71 April 20, 2007, 4:22am

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As wet as an otter's pocket?

As dry as a nun's gusset?

Jack Dusty March 8, 2007, 7:32am

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Hey, AO, how about "as wet as the cold mushy oatmeal that George Bush has between his ears in place of brains"? What an indictment of modern US society that a man running for what is probably the highest office on this planet can win when the cornerstone of his campaign the first time was "Don't vote for Gore. He's really intelligent and I'm not. I'm stupid. I'm just like you, so you can trust me." I am actually frightened.

Anonymous March 25, 2006, 3:58pm

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How about "wet as Dick Cheney's appetite for shooting people in the face?" I kinda like that one.

AO March 23, 2006, 9:50pm

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In response to Jim: Yes, I've seen Rome and gross but as far as similes and cliches go it is by far the most interesting.

February 4, 2006, 3:44pm

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hi Zoltar,
Are you familiar with Warner Brothers cartoons? (Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, etc.) The phrase was originally used in one of their cartoons featuring the giant rooster character, Foghorn Leghorn and a young chicken hawk. The chicken hawk is doing something (I don't remember quite what) that Foghorn thinks is stupid or a waste of time. Foghorn turns to the audience and says something like "I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
I believe this was not a genuine expression before this, but was made up for the cartoon. It has since become a somewhat common expression. The meaning, of course, is that someone is dimwitted or stupid. The double entendre is sharp as in smart (intelligent) compared with sharp (pointy) vs. dull. Clearly a bag of furry, wet mice would not be sharp.
It's similar to another expression, "dumber than a bag of hammers", hammers being one of the simplest of tools.

porsche February 2, 2006, 1:58pm

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hey porsche, (or ne one)
Wat is the meaning of that pharse, "...but about as sharp as a sack 'a wet mice." ?
thanx

zolt4r February 1, 2006, 2:24pm

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As wet as October

Have you seen the series Rome?

jim January 28, 2006, 1:02am

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I must quote Lewis Carroll on this:

"The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry;"

("You could not see a cloud because no clouds were in the sky/No birds were flying overhead - there were no birds to fly.")

*wanders off quoting <i>The Walrus and the Carpenter</i>...*

kiwicat January 27, 2006, 1:54am

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I think I have to take back my suggestion for "as wet as rain." The common expression that i was thinking about is "right as rain." Sorry, wrong dead metaphor, er, simile.

porsche January 24, 2006, 5:44pm

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Try using this word:

Drenched.

Same meaning, no unnecessary simile.

Kyle Glasser January 18, 2006, 5:39pm

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There's no "correct" answer of course, and, in fact, "dry as a bone", "sick as a dog", etc. are cliches and should be used sparingly, if at all.

Avrom January 16, 2006, 8:16pm

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Ok, I think I have the definitive answer:
"as wet as rain."

porsche January 12, 2006, 3:27pm

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"As wet as a drowned rat" is one I've heard a few times.

ziggytrix January 11, 2006, 4:13pm

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as wet as an indian monsoon in June
as wet at the ocean floor

want more: http://www.flocabulary.com

angie January 11, 2006, 2:39pm

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"as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
Ok, it doesn't start with "wet" but it does have "wet" in it.

porsche January 10, 2006, 5:54pm

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As wet as ... wet can be.

jcrogers January 10, 2006, 1:42pm

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as wet as your tongue? It's only dry if you're dead:)

kaisit plarin January 10, 2006, 9:14am

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