While I was acting as if I really knew what I was doing, as a 19 year old Squid, perched at -the-ready to jump out of a perfectly good helocopter into the pitch-black abyss below, of which, sharks called, "The Hood" , and was very, very, shrinkable cold ! I'm going to jump down there and put a donut on that JG who's
"screwed the pooch," even if I have to hit him with his own flashlight in order to pick-up this "washout."

Ergo: "JG" never gets "LT" if he, "screws the pooooch!"
Very few are lucky enough to live through, "screwing the pooch !"