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First annual vs. second annual

  • July 17, 2011, 6:42am

So Bob Bob, by your logic, it is impossible to drive 55 miles per hour unless you drive at that speed for at least one hour, right?

What I'm about to suggest will not be backed up by any dictionary, but I think of it as more a matter of cultural assimilation. If you see a parent ask their kid a question in their native tongue, they're first generation. If the kid answers in English, they're second generation.

Couldn’t Care Less

  • June 26, 2011, 9:58am

Earlier, I stated that "I could care less" is just sarcasm, intentionally stating the opposite of "I couldn't care less". Well, for what it's worth, I recently (and lightheartedly) questioned a friend who said 'I could care less". Without missing a beat, he said, "what are you talking about? I know it's the opposite. It's just sarcasm."

all _____ sudden

  • June 26, 2011, 9:53am

@ MLH:

I just googled the first two, "all of a sudden" and "all of the sudden". I got 36 million for both of them. You should note, however, that the first page of results for "all of the sudden" are websites discussing why "all of the sudden" is wrong. So, maybe the reason "all of the sudden" has risen in google popularity is simply that it is being more widely criticized. Of course, I didn't check through all 36 million results!

Try simplifying without the negation:

I recommend that you take this pill
I recommend that you do take this pill

Either one is correct.

You can further simplfy by eliminating the recommendation, just making it a "command":

Take this pill.
Do take this pill.

Again, either is correct, although the latter does seem to have a pleading sense of "aww, come on, please do"

Pled versus pleaded

  • June 7, 2011, 4:27pm

While we're at it, how about another of my pet peeves? The word "the". It's pronounced "th-uh" before a hard consonant, but pronounced "th-ee" before an open vowel sound. As in:

Thuh beginning
Thee end

When I hear "thuh end", I think I'm listening to a two year old. I really cringe when it comes from one of my kids' teachers.

The opposite of “awaken”?

  • May 22, 2011, 5:24pm

Vince, I don't think slumber works. It means to be asleep, not to fall asleep.

The opposite of “awaken”?

  • April 25, 2011, 10:00am

Well, if we're going to make up words, then how about "awaken"? Yes, let's use awaken as the opposite of awaken. Instead of using the a- prefix as an intensifier, we can use it for negation, as in amoral, amorphous, atonal, etc. I suppose you could pronounce it differently if you really want, "uh"-waken for waking up, and "ay"-waken for going to sleep.

Or maybe we should use "asleepen" instead. Why not? there's wake and sleep, awake and asleep, so why not awaken and asleepen? If asleepen sounds funny or awkward, isn't awaken just as much so? It's construction is similar.

The opposite of “awaken”?

  • April 16, 2011, 4:40pm

To nod may also work.

biweekly

  • March 26, 2011, 4:52pm

Normwray, I think you mean biennial, not biennual.