How about THIS one: when you thank somebody for something and they reply, "NO PROBLEM". Where the heck that THAT ONE come from???? Has "you're welcome" now disappeared from the lexicon?

I am so freekin' glad I am not the only user of good English who HATES that lame, flimsy bunch of so-called words. Your description of perfect...condescending and patronizing.

Touchy-feelly is the perfect adjective for the lame usage of reaching out. AS another comment replied...it assaulted his ears...it really is a mushy, lame assault via stupid verbiage.
And William Pelow's comment couldn't be more PERFECT!!