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Oh it’s… “Free”?

June 28th, 2010 by Devin D.

While on vacation during the first week of summer, I came across an advertisement for the H1N1 Vaccine on the back of a coach bus. It stated “Get your ‘free’ H1N1 vaccine today!”

This begs the question, does putting quotation marks around “Free” (but not as a quotation, of course) serve any function or purpose? Such as:

All these hot dogs are “free”.

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3 Responses to “Oh it’s… “Free”?”

  1. Justin Bieber says:

    The hot dogs were free, as in a third party could take them but they weren’t free to produce. Same with the H1N1 vaccine. Unless the hot dogs or vaccine appeared out of the air, then they aren’t literally free.

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  2. porsche says:

    Often, putting a single word in quotes in this manner expresses doubt or irony. A free vacation is one that costs you nothing. A “free” vacation is one that includes extra “processing fees”, etc., perhaps hidden in the fine print.

    Sometimes quotes are used simply for emphasis. This usage is non-standard and considered by many to be incorrect as it can be easily confused for irony or sarcasm, sometimes with humorous results. Using italics, boldface, etc., is preferred.

    For a good presentation on various uses of “out of place” quotation marks, see:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark

    especially the paragraphs on irony, signaling unusual usage, use-mention distinction, and emphasis (incorrect usage).

    Current score: 1
  3. Nigel says:

    There is a popular blog entirely devoted to this issue.

    Current score: 2

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